lmaooo

2LOVERS ON 2GO
Babe: Baby do u still luv
me like
before?
Guy: Yes luv! My luv for u
will
never change.
Babe: Dats my babyyyy!!!!!
Babe: I want u to buy me
somtin.
Guy: Just name it
Babe: Its just one BB
porsche
sha,
Guy: No problem. just find
out d
price and let me knw
Babe:Its 450 000 naira
Guy: Is it manual or
authomatic?
is it still in a good shape,as
in,d
engine. Have u checked d
fuel
consumption too?
Babe: Honey, it's not a car
o. its a
phone.
Guy: A phone?!
Guy: Dat means it will
have a
fridge,generator
set,plasma and
a wardrobe,abi?
Babe: Are u buyin it or
not?
Guy: Pls am not o! I cant!
Babe: Helloooooo!
Guy: Hiiiiiiiii !
Babe: Dont even border
again. I'll
call alhaji to get it for me
dis
evenin.
Guy: Better still, call Atiku.
He will
be faster.
Babe: I am going to delete
u 4rm my list
Guy: Is ur fone hanging?
Cos I
have deleted u since u
mentioned porsche.
Guy: Idot! Baskard! Oloshi!
Oloriburuku! How much is
bride
price even in igbo land